My Top Ten Mistakes In Nigerian Movies (nollywood) This Year

10. “DOCTOR BELLO” Dr Bello (Jimmy Jean-Louis) was supposedto be a Nigerian, yet spoke with a French/Haitian accent. You think Nigerians don’t know what a Nigerian accent sounds like? 9. “FALSE” Doctor Bella (Okonkwo Monalisa) said an X-Ray showed that Emelda’s (Uche Jombo)blood vessels were damaged. An X-Ray does not show blood vessels. 8. “PLAYING SAFE” Femi (Sexy Steel) and Emeka (Smart Maxwell) who were best friends had never met each other’s fiancées. Is that really possible? Especially when there’s noindication that Vivian (Ini Edo) or both guys knew to suggest that any was deliberately hiding from the other. 7. “ANCHOR BABY” When Joyce (Omoni Oboli) gives birth at the hospital, there is no blood on the newborn nor is there an umbilical cord which should have been cut to separate the infant from the mother. 6. “WEEKEND GETAWAY” As the Concierge (Bishop Imeh-Umoh) reaches for a kiss from Ogechi (Ini Edo), amale voice in the background is heard saying " go closer" and "closer", as the Concierge (Bishop Imeh-Umoh) leans even further to receive a slap. 5. “LAST FLIGHT TO ABUJA” The movie opened with radio voice-over of the "Good Morning Nigeria Show" with"Manny and the Angels" on Cool FM, Lagos. In 2006, the Good Morning NigeriaShow was hosted by Dan Foster and not Manny and the Angels. 4. “MR & MRS” The lawyer (Chioma Nwosu) refers to the story of “the Virtuous Woman” that David wrote about in the bible. The Virtuous Woman was in the book of Proverbs 31, which was written by King Solomon and not David. 3. “DOCTOR BELLO” They left for Unilag to see the Dean of Medicine. The Dean of Medicine’s office isn’t at the University of Lagos (Unilag) Akoka, but in the Lagos University Teaching Hospital’s (LUTH) College of Medicine Idi-Araba. 2. “GIRLS IN THE MOOD” When a gun is fired, where should the smoke come from?(See image below) 1. “THE PLACE – THE CHRONICLE OF THE BOOK” After death, people queued up for judgment at heaven’s gate. Didn’t people die from other countries or was that the Nigerian gate?